"Wonderbread Bodies" lyrics - THE TUBES

Wonderbread
Wonderbread bodies
Wonderbread bodies
Got a Playboy brain

Waterbed
Waterbed loafer
On the LA planes

All the jerks get the worst
And them pills is for thrills
And them pills is to kill
Oh your muscles a shinin'
You trim the crust off your Wonderbread
Got a big yeast growing inside your head
You trim the crust off your Wonderbread
Got a big yeast growing inside your head

Silicone
Silicone titty
Silicone titty on a cardboard box
Maidenform fits all sizes
Got built-in socks
Oh that film on your teeth
Cold oleo rips your slice
With a great grape jelly bite
And it dumps in your belly just right

A loaf a day till you pass away
Got a doughball gauze wrapped around your flaws
A loaf a day till you pass away
Got a doughball gauze wrapped around your flaws

Wonderbread
Wonderbread bondage
Gotta Playboy brain

Waterbed
Waterbed loafer
On the LA planes

All the jerks get the worst
And them pills is for thrills
And them pills is to kill
Oh your muscles are shinin'
You trim the crust off your Wonderbread
Got a big yeast growing inside your head

Ya-ya
Ya-ya