"The Racial Hotseat" lyrics - DAVE CHAPPELLE

Now ISIS is number one on the terrorist charts. And ISIS is fucking scary. 'Cause if ISIS catches you, they're going to cut your head off. That's what they do. I've seen them do it on YouTube. It was fucking awful. He looked right into the camera and said, "Obama, I am back." [swish] I saw that shit, I said, "Oh, my God. Don't like." How is this guy cutting people's heads off on YouTube? I can't even post a dick pic, and this motherfucker is decapitating people. I'm gonna have to change my settings. You know, everyone has it hard. But I think, harder than black people and harder than Arabs and Mexicans, you know who has it the worst? Fat black people. It's hard for white people to understand, but what I'm saying is very true. Fat black people have a really rough road, because all manner of things kill white people. But you know what kills more black people than anything, more than police and terrorism? Salt, nigga. Regular-ass table salt. Here, white people are getting Ebola cures and shit, and meanwhile, I'm dying from fucking flavoring.