"Half Dead And Dynamite" lyrics - LIFTER PULLER

Here's everything I remember
Last dance and and somebody must have slipped me a sherman
Bar band, now they're busting out the "Beast Of Burden"
And they're "Working In A Coal Mine"
Dripping wet with white wine cooler
Lip gloss, now you're spinning like a thrill ride
White cross, now you're crumbling like a landslide
And we're having such a good time
What's another twenty dollars?

Guess it all started with some guy walks into the bar
And always ends up fucked up in some barflies car
Run across the river, liquor lasts a little later
Rocking sloppy on the poppies, got your head beneath the table

In walks queen of the clubs
Five deep in her foam-dance thugs
Dripping wet with haircare, drowning in designer drugs
She says, "hey, my name's Katrina but my friends they call me Special K"
They did the "Green-Eyed Lady" right into the "Lay Lady Lay"
And it was cool by the swimming pool
And we were dripping wet with pink zinc oxide
And she came up to the patio
And we were slipping on the frozen mudslides
That's everything I remember