"Hardware" lyrics - LIFTER PULLER

Took the handjob at the hardware store
Made me feel just like a man
It only took me eye contact to make him understand

Swinging from the porches
Your Dorothy outfit's gorgeous
Your costume party's awesome
Just some guys being anonymous

Dressed with a pirate with a head full of amyls
And a gun full of ammo
Keep to the bathroom
You were dressed like a Viking
Skin-tight biking shorts
Looking for a metaphor
Looking for a quick divorce
Discofied suicide
Everyone's a friend of mine
This war against euphoria
We're up on the battle line
That didn't seem like fifteen beers