"The Bears" lyrics - LIFTER PULLER

Thereafter, we'll refer to this
As the 4th and 14th incident
Immortalized in microfiche
Barcoded documents

Saw you sweating on the corner
You were sucking off a soda
Sticky summer in the barrio
Didn't really think that he could be a Romeo
His friends busted in screaming "rodeo"

Thereafter, we'll refer to this
As the last time you attempt to kiss
Some fairy bear that you barely met
Put your lips on his leather vest

The mechanical bull is rubbing right through the wool
Of your pant leg
The line dance starts, it pounds along with your heart
And you're stranded
His roommates came out, they came from under the couch
And they jumped in

I lay down with the lions but they're way too lame
I went down on the tigers but they're way too tame
I know that you're scared
But I suggest that you go back to the bears, the bears, the bears
Your kisses taste just like Skoal Bandits
They're minty fresh and fucking gorgeous