"Chainsaw Bazooka Machine Gun" lyrics - TENACIOUS D

"Chainsaw Bazooka Machine Gun"
(Jack Black / Kyle Gass)

That was my chainsaw bazooka machine gun!
I killed the fucking father Daddy Ding Dong
Yeah! Thank you!
I know the coordinates. I will help you
I'm gonna be your best friend. I'm gonna be in the band...
Yeah, I don't know if we can do that, but that's great...
I'm gonna be new lead singer of the band. I'm gonna write lyrics for you
It's gonna be Tenacious D with me. It's gonna be the best
We're gonna be the best. We're gonna be like brothers. We're gonna be The Three Musketeers
What? No, we can't accept you... No, we can do that... No we don't have any- No dude...
Yeah... Nah. I mean a lot of that sounded good but uh... I don't know, it's just
I'm sorry to say it Terminator. You're just coming on a little strong
Me and KG are a duo. We're not really used to this. Uh, thank you for everything you've done
We appreciate your help
Thank you for the coordinates
This is where we part ways, but thank you for fucking everything you did
For saving our lives and all the rest. Thank you bro
So much, so much
Wait, wait. Before you go, I got this song I want to sing...