"Flutes & Trombones" lyrics - TENACIOUS D

[JB:] Kage?

[KG:] Wha? Hey, wh-what's happenin'?

[JB:] What are you doin' here?

[KG:] Oh I just, uh, I think I forgot somethin'
Just, ya know

[JB:] Wait a second, it's like 2am, in the middle of the night

[KG:] Yeah?

[JB:] And you're here in the recording studio alone?

[KG:] So?

[JB:] So whattup? Explain yourself

[KG:] I just had to, ya know, come back and uh...

[JB:] What i-what's that behind your back?

[KG:] It's just

[JB:] Is that a flute?
Dude, are you comin' in here at night with a fuckin' flute
And layin' down flute tracks?
You goddamn motherfuckin' stupid piece of shit!

[KG:] What's behind your back?

[JB:] What do you mean?

[KG:] What's behind your back?
What are you doing out here anyway?

[JB:] What do you mean what am I doing here?
What are you doing here?

[KG:] What? What are you doing here?
You're on my shit about being here
What are you doing here?
What do you have behind your-that's a trombone!

[JB:] So what? I was gonna, lay down, fuck you!
I'll fight you!