"Rize Of The Fenix" lyrics - TENACIOUS D

When The Pick of Destiny was released, it was a bomb
And all the critics said that the D was done
The sun had set and the chapter had closed
But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again

Just like the phoenix
We'll fuckin' rise again
That's right the phoenix
We'll rise again!

'Cause the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched
By a failure or an embarrassment, no way no
And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of chee
But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong

Just like the phoenix
We'll fuckin' rise again
That's right the phoenix
We'll rise again!

Sunshine, it's a hell of a day
Riding back and it's headed your way
D's here, now we're puttin' on a show
We're sneakin' up, climbing into your window

Hard rockin', yeah we're rockin' again
Black Mamba is my personal friend
Phil Jackson is a master of zen
We'll pick you up, take you out on the weekend

It's a rise of the phoenix
It's a call for attack
And you'll know when you've seen us
The fuckin' D is back!

Lovemaking all the way to the top
Boots smokin', but I'm not gonna stop
Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance
Hot-blooded, that's a lot of romance

It's the rise of the phoenix
And we ride with the pack
It's the magic between us
The fuckin' D is back

But what if it's true?
If Tenacious D has died, what will we do?
And what will we do
About all the fans who have the D tattoo?
They'll have them removed
They'll have to laser off their D tattoos
Tattoos
They'll have to laser off their D tattoos, uh

Wait a minute, Kage
What's that you say?
You know it's not too late
Yes, it is too late
We only need one hit
Just imagine it
We could be the shit!
Too legit to quit!

One hit!
One hit!
One hit!
Yea, we're hoping this is it
One hit!
Fucking hit!
Top 40 hit!
Top 1,000 hit!

I don't care
As long as we get there!
We'll start anew
And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo!
You can get a new Tenacious D tat... too!