"Things I Want" lyrics - TENACIOUS D
[Santa:]
Ho, Ho, Ho
So many christmas letters
So many wishes
Lucy wants a squeezy doll
Jimmy wants a moon rocket
Oh, this list's rather long...
[Sum 41:]
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yah
[Jack Black:]
Hey now Santa I'm writin' to you
'Cause there's alotta cool shit I want
I know I've been naughty
But cut me some slack
'Cause there's alotta cool shit I want
So heres my list-a
So check it a twice-a
I want:
A solid gold harley with machine guns on the front
I want:
A Motley Crue lunch box
Filled with sticky buns
I wanna see-through jump suit
That fits me tight
I want all the Beetles copyrights
I wanna chop Florida off the map
I want Pamala Anderson's speedo top!
Here ya go, Santa
That's my Christmas list
That's all the cool shit I want
But wait a minute, Santa
Here's some things I missed
There's still alotta cool shit I want
So here's my list-a
So check it a twice-a
I want:
A time machine and a BB gun
I want:
A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun
I want:
To party naked on a school bus full of nuns
I want:
A bumper pool table
And a robot pelican
There ya go, Santa
I'm sure you'll agree that
There's some really cool shit I want
I know I've been naughty
But I guarantee
That I deserve every single one
So take my list-a
And check it a twice-a
I know I've been naughty
But life ain't nice-a
Please I still-a
Need some more shit-a
I want:
I diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt
I want:
A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt
I want:
A magical sleigh that's pulled by flying skunks
I want:
All the cool shit I want!
The D Best (A Fan Album) (2013)
- Tenacious D Time
- Sex Supreme
- Kyle Took A Bullet For Me
- The Cosmic Shame
- Warning
- Jesus Ranch (Demo)
- Jesus Ranch
- Training Medley
- Kong
- 5 Needs
- Quantum Leap
- Rivers Of Brown
- Simply Jazz
- Things I Want
- Beelzeboss (Live At Rock Am Ring 2012)
- Rock Is Dead (Live At Catalina Jazz Club)
- King Kong Jam
- Spiderman (Vs Sasquatch)
- Get Off The Stage
- Kanye West
- The Legend Of The Rent
- Alternate Ending Song
- Explosivo (Mocean Worker's Megamix)
- The Last In Line