"Another One Rides The Bus (2022 Version)" lyrics - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

Riding in the bus down the boulevard and the place was pretty packed (Yeah)
I couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand with the perverts in the back
It was smelling like a locker room, there was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines, but we're stopping to pick up more, look out

[Chorus:]
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs, there's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standing next to me, he hasn't showered in a year
Well, I think I'm missing a contact lens, I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stopping again to let a couple more freaks get on, look out

[Chorus:]
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

[Post-Chorus:]
Yeah
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh

[Bridge:]
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus, ow
Another one rides the bus, hey, hey
Another one rides the bus, hey

The window doesn't open and the fan is broke and my face is turning blue (Yeah)
I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see The Who
Well, I should've got off a couple miles ago, but I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe, now we're gonna pick up more, yeah

[Chorus:]
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus