WEIRD AL YANKOVIC lyrics
- (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
- 1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now
- 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
- 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3
- 1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King
- 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat
- 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
- 1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser
- 1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road
- 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater
- 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up
- 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado
- 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch
- 1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna
- A Complicated Song
- A Parody Of "Eat It"
- A Rare Gift
- Aardvark
- Achy Breaky Song
- Addicted To Spuds
- Airline Amy
- Al And Madonna
- Al's Speech
- Albuquerque
- Alimony
- Alligator
- Amish Paradise
- Amish Paradise (2022 Version)
- Amoeba
- Angry White Boy Polka
- Another One Rides The Bus
- Another One Rides The Bus (2022 Version)
- Another Tattoo
- Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
- Baby Got Jack
- Baby Likes Burping
- Back From The Dead
- Beat On The Brat (Weird: The Al Yankovic Story)
- Bedrock Anthem
- Beer Barrel Polka (Roll Out The Barrel)
- Belvedere Cruising
- Bob
- Bohemian Polka
- Born To Be Mild
- Bowling With The Devil
- Buckingham Blues
- Buy Me A Condo
- CNR
- Cable TV
- Callin' In Sick
- Canadian Idiot
- Cavity Search
- Certified Platinum
- Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
- Chicken Pot Pie
- Christmas At Ground Zero
- Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic
- Clarinet Polka
- Close But No Cigar
- Cockroaches
- Confessions Part III
- Couch Potato
- Cracked The Code
- Craigslist
- Crampton Comes Alive
- Dad Apologizes
- Dare To Be Stupid
- Dead Car Battery Blues
- Demento's Pool Party
- Diner Kidnapping
- Do I Creep You Out
- Dog Eat Dog
- Don't Download This Song
- Don't Wear Those Shoes
- Dr. Demento Opening Theme (Pico & Sepulveda)
- Dr. Demento Radio Promo
- Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
- Drunk Driving
- Eat It
- Epiphany
- Everything You Know Is Wrong
- Fast Food
- Fat
- Fatter
- Finale (Carnival Of The Animals, Part 2)
- First World Problems
- Flatbush Avenue
- Foil
- Frank's 2000" TV
- Free Delivery
- Fun Zone
- Gandhi II
- Gee, I'm A Nerd
- Generic Blues
- Genius In France
- George Of The Jungle
- Germs
- Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
- Good Enough For Now
- Good Old Days
- Gotta Boogie
- Grapefruit Diet
- Gravy On You
- Green Eggs And Ham
- Guadalajara
- Gump
- Handy
- Happy Birthday
- Hardware Store
- Harvey The Wonder Hamster
- Hay Boy
- Headline News
- Heart Of The Jungle
- Helena Polka
- Here's Johnny
- Hit Me With A Rock
- Holiday Greetings 1987
- Holiday Greetings 1988
- Hooked On Polkas
- Hummingbirds
- I Can't Watch This
- I Lost On Jeopardy
- I Love Rocky Road
- I Love Rocky Road (2022 Version)
- I Remember Larry
- I Think I'm A Clone Now
- I Want A New Duck
- I Was Only Kidding
- I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
- I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement)
- I'll Sue Ya
- I'm So Sick Of You
- If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
- If That Isn't Love
- Iguana
- In Memoriam
- Inactive
- Introduction (Carnival Of The Animals, Part 2)
- Introduction (Peter And The Wolf)
- Isle Thing
- It's All About The Pentiums
- It's All Business
- It's Nothing
- It's Still Billy Joel To Me
- Jackson Park Express
- Jerry Springer
- Jurassic Park
- Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
- King Of Suede
- LSD Trip
- Lame Claim To Fame
- Lasagna
- Laundry Day
- Leisure Suit Serenade
- Let Me Be Your Hog
- Like A Surgeon
- Like A Surgeon (2022 Version)
- Livin' In The Fridge
- Living With A Hernia
- Matter Of Crust
- Melanie
- Midnight Star
- Mission Statement
- Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies
- Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
- Mr. Popeil
- My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
- My Bologna
- My Bologna (2022 Version)
- My Own Eyes
- My Parents
- Nature Trail To Hell
- Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
- Nobody Here But Us Frogs
- Now That's What I Call Polka!
- Now You Know
- Ode To A Superhero
- On The Spot
- One More Minute
- One Of Those Days
- Pacman
- Pancreas
- Party At The Leper Colony
- Party In The CIA
- Perform This Way
- Peter And The Wolf
- Phony Calls
- Pigeons
- Polka Face
- Polka Party!
- Polka Patterns
- Polka Power!
- Polka Your Eyes Out
- Polkamon
- Polkarama!
- Polkas On 45
- Poodle
- Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
- Raised Amish
- RealRadio 104.1
- Ricky
- Ringtone
- School Cafeteria - Version 1
- School Cafeteria - Version 2
- Shark
- She Drives Like Crazy
- She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
- Since You've Been Gone
- Skipper Dan
- Slime Creatures From Outer Space
- Smells Like Nirvana
- Snack All Night
- Snails
- Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
- Spam
- Spatula City
- Sports Song
- Stop Draggin' My Car Around
- Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
- Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
- Such A Groovy Guy
- Syndicated, Inc.
- TMZ
- Tacky
- Taco Grande
- Take Me Down
- Take Me To The Liver
- Take The "L" Out Of Liver
- Talk Soup
- That Boy Could Dance
- The Accordion
- The Alternative Polka
- The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
- The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
- The Brady Bunch
- The Check's In The Mail
- The Chicken Dance (The Bird Dance)
- The Closet
- The Cobra Pit
- The Factory
- The Hot Rocks Polka
- The Night Santa Went Crazy
- The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
- The Plumbing Song
- The Saga Begins
- The Weird Al Show Theme
- The White Stuff
- Theme From Rocky XIII
- This Is The Life
- Toothless People
- Traffic Jam
- Trapped In The Drive-Thru
- Trash Day
- Trigger Happy
- Truck Drivin' Song
- Twister
- UHF
- Ugly Girl
- Unicorn
- Velvet Elvis
- Virus Alert
- Vulture
- Waffle King
- Wanna B Ur Lovr
- We Got The Beef
- Weasel Stomping Day
- Weenie In A Bottle
- Weird
- Whatever You Like
- When I Was Your Age
- White & Nerdy
- Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
- Won't Eat Prunes Again
- Word Crimes
- Would You Be My Son?
- Write Your Own Songs
- Yoda
- Yoda Chant
- You Don't Know Anything (Dialogue)
- You Don't Love Me Anymore
- You Don't Take Your Showers
- You Make Me
- You're All A Bunch Of Slaves (Instrumental)
- You're All I've Got
- Young, Dumb & Ugly
- Your Horoscope For Today
- eBay