"Mission Statement" lyrics - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

[Style parody of Crosby, Stills & Nash]

We must all efficiently
Operationalize our strategies
Invest in world-class technology
And leverage our core competencies
In order to holistically administrate
Exceptional synergy

We'll set a brand trajectory
Using management philosophy
Advance our market share vis-a-vis
Our proven methodology
With strong commitment to quality
Effectively enhancing corporate synergy

Transitioning our company
By awareness of functionality
Promoting viability
Providing our supply chain with diversity, ooh
We will distill our identity
Through client-centric solutions and synergy
Oooh

At the end of the day
We must monetize our assets
The fundamentals have changed
Can you visualize a value-added experience
That will grow the business infrastructure and
Monetize our assets
Monetize our assets
Monetize our assets

Bringing to the table our capitalized reputation
Proactively overseeing day-to-day operations
Services and deliverables with cross-platform innovation
Networking soon will bring seamless integration
Robust and scalable, bleeding-edge and next-generation
Best of breed, we'll succeed in achieving globalization

Gaining traction with our resources in the marketplace
It's mission-critical to stay incentivized
Our business plan will foster flexible solutions for our customer base
If you can't think outside the box, you'll be downsized
It's a paradigm shift... hey, hey!
Look out! Well, it's a paradigm shift, now!
Here it come, here it come, here it come, here it come, ha!