"I Love Rocky Road (2022 Version)" lyrics - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yeah, but chocolate's getting old
Vanilla just leaves me cold
There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah, me
Don't give me no crummy taste spoon, I know what I need
Baby

[Chorus:]
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me
Ow

They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same
All the soda jerkers know my name
When their supply is gone
Then I'll be movin' on
But I'll be back on Monday afternoon, you'll see
Another truck load's comin' in for me, all for me
I'm singin'

[Chorus:]
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me
Ow

[Bridge:]
Oh, make it talk
When I'm all alone, I just grab myself a cone
And if I get fat and lose my teeth, that's fine with me
Just lock me in the freezer and throw away the key
Singin'

[Chorus:]
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with-
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with-
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me