"#deep" lyrics - BO BURNHAM

[Intro:]
It's about halfway through the show, so I think it's time to talk about how deep I am
And I'm pretty fucking deep, guys
So deep that I named the song... "Hashtag Deep"

Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?
Me neither
Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
Meat cleaver

[Pre-Chorus:]
The people in my life are like grains of sand
'Cause they stick together, yeah
Often near my butt hole

[Chorus:]
If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish
A fish that's drowning
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Then I am a freshly jellied kid
Come witness my crowning
These thoughts of mine
Must be a sign that I'm
Hashtag Deep

[Post-Chorus:]
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Probably not

Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat instead of on your girlfriend's face
Me neither
Me neither!
Have you ever wrote a song note for note, and not a single note was out of place?
Duh
[Plays off key]

[Pre-Chorus:]
The people in my life are like blades of grass, how?
'Cause they're all so grounded
But at least grass stays away from my butthole

[Chorus:]
Art is a harlot
And I am her sassy urban friend
Uh, bitch why you being so selfish?
If mama is right and the world is my oyster
Then I must have an allergy to shellfish
You don't know
How could you know
If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie then promptly put a bullet in your head
Spend forever asleep
'Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
Hashtag

[Outro:]
Thank you