What's that, ma'am? What did you say? This is your moment. Who said it?
Take your pants off!
Do not objectify me, okay? You think it's okay just 'cause I'm a dude?
[Audience laughs and cheers]
You think it's okay 'cause he's a dude? That is homophobia. Just the fact that you find it funny. "Ooh, a guy said take off your pants. That's not God's way. Ha-ha-ha!" Jesus Christ, you bigots. I, uh... Show's been pretty rock and roll so far. You know, I know it. -And I...I'd love to keep it going, but life is not always rock and roll. I'm not gonna keep life out of my show.
- Intro / Hell Yeah
- I Love You / Masturbation
- Straight White Male
- White People / Hey Bo, Guess What?
- I'm A Little Teapot / Improv Song
- Country Song
- Celebrity Lip Syncing
- Gorgeous Dick
- (If You Want Love) Lower Your Expectations
- War! / Alabama
- Making A Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich
- Continuity Errors / Flaming Hot Cheetos / Entertainers
- Kill Yourself
- Do Not Objectify Me
- Break Up Song
- Make Happy Speech
- Can't Handle This (Kanye Rant)
- Are You Happy?