"Anti-Abortion Laws" lyrics - DAVE CHAPPELLE

What the fuck is your agenda, ladies? Is- Is sexism dead? No, in fact, the opposite happened. I said it was gonna get worse, and they said I was tone deaf. But eight states, including your state, have passed the most stringent anti-abortion laws this nation has seen since Roe v. Wade. I... I told you. I told you. I'll be real with you, and I know nobody gives a fuck what I think anyway. -Uh... I'm not for abortion. -Oh, shut up, n I g g a. I'm not for it, but I'm not against it either. It all depends... on who I get pregnant. I don't care- I'll tell you right now. I don't care what your religious beliefs are or anything. If you have a dick, you need to shut the fuck up on this one. Seriously. This is theirs. The right to choose is their unequivocal right. Not only do I believe they have the right to choose, I believe that they shouldn't have to consult anybody, -except for a physician......about how they exercise that right. Gentleman, that is fair. And ladies, to be fair to us, I also believe if you decide to have the baby, a man should not have to pay. That's fair. If you can kill this motherfucker, I can at least abandon 'em. It's my money, my choice. And if I'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong. So, figure that shit out for yourselves. I mean, really, uh, what the fuck are we doing? I can't live in this new world you're proposing.
And meanwhile, while we're worrying about this other shit, look at what's happening. They just killed another 12 people in a mass shooting in Virginia Beach. This shit's happening every week. It happens so much, I'm almost- I don't care anymore.