"The T's" lyrics - DAVE CHAPPELLE

I feel bad for T's. But they're so confusing. And it's not all my fault. I-I feel like they need to take some responsibility for my jokes. 'Cause I didn't come up with this idea on my own, this idea that a person can be born in the wrong body. But they have to admit that's a fucking hilarious predicament. It's really fucking funny. If it happened to me, you'd laugh. Wouldn't you? That wouldn't be funny if it happened to me? I think it would be. What if... What if it did? What if... What if I was... What if I was Chinese? But... But born in this n I g g a body. That's not funny? And for the rest of my life, I had to go around making that face. "Hey, everybody, I'm Chinese!" And everyone gets mad. "Stop making that face. That's offensive." -"What?" "This is how I feel inside."
It's hard not to write these jokes. It's hard not to think about it. Even when I watch sports, I'd be thinking about it. Like, think about it. Okay, say... say LeBron James, uh, changed his gender. You know what I mean? Okay. Can he stay in the NBA, or, because he's a woman, does he have to go to the WNBA where he will score 840 points a game? What does it actually mean to be equal? You know what I mean? Like, if women are actually equal to men, then there would be no WNBA, would there? You would just be good enough to play in the NBA with us.
Or, here's another idea that's going to be very controversial, you could... shut the fuck up.