""A Series Of Musical Episodes"" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA

FZ: We're gonna begin a series of musical episodes which might be classified as Rated 'X,' and it's one of those [?] in front of it, you see, so you're all informed. This is not pornographic, this is not obscene, it is not smutty, not dirty, but-
Mark: You'll get your rocks off
FZ: It's got some words in it- Well, it talks about certain body functions and discusses certain elements of the process of touring on the road with a rock & roll band which perhaps an image of our audience might uh, you know, it might have to grow up to something. So if there is some people in this audience to feel at this time in light of this reasonably explicit warning that this material will offend them would they please leave right away-we don't want anybody complaining about what goes on now
Mark: Will our road manager please leave?
FZ: We'll begin with a song called "What The Road Ladies Do To You." This is a story about what happens when you go out on the road and you get some hot nooky, and then a few days later you get a surprise when you go to the toilet. Your pee-pee hurts. And uh, we ain't going for that. Are you ready, George? Right, hit it!