""What's The Deal Dick?"" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA
FZ: What's the deal, Dick?
Dick: What's the deal? Well, as a matter of fact, even last night they [?] no vulgarity [?]
FZ: Really? No loyalty oath tonight? Is that the deal?
Dick: Well, the thing is they all picture it as an insult upon them
FZ: Who?
Dick: The promoters. They think it's like an insult upon everybody
FZ: They're the ones that wrote it in the contract!
Dick: I know it. I'm just telling what happened, man
FZ: Hey, I got two good loyalty oaths on tape
Dick: I don't think, uh..
FZ: Listen! Wanna get an idea how tense it is in Jacksonville?
Some Mother: Yeah
FZ: We don't even get to do the loyalty oath here
Some Mother: Wow
Mark: What?!
Dick: They got- They got tense so I signed out the loyalty oath
Howard: Oh, no
Dick: Mainly what it was is because- 'cause when you say, "We won't say penis" [?]. They got worried. And the cat, the cat that run that truck standing behind the stage, he heard that
Somebody Else: If you don't say "penis" in there it probably will be alright
Howard: Can say anything
Somebody Else: 'Cause "penis" is lewd
FZ: Look, let's do our- We'll do our loyalty oath in here before we go out
Howard: It won't be the same
FZ: I got two great ones on tape, so we don't need to do it tonight
The Mothers 1970 (2020)
- Red Tubular Lighter
- Lola Steponsky
- Trident Chatter
- Sharleena (Roy Thomas Baker Mix)
- Item 1
- Wonderful Wino (FZ Vocal) (The Mothers 1970)
- "Enormous Cadenza"
- Envelopes (The Mothers 1970)
- Red Tubular Lighter (Unedited Master)
- Wonderful Wino (Basic Tracks, Alt Take) (The Mothers 1970)
- Giraffe (Take 4)
- Wonderful Wino (FZ Vocal, Alt Solo) (The Mothers 1970)
- Introducing... The Mothers (Live On "Piknik" June 18, 1970)
- Wonderful Wino (Live On "Piknik" June 18, 1970)
- Concentration Moon (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Mom & Dad (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- The Air (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Dog Breath (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Mother People (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- You Didn't Try To Call Me (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Agon (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Call Any Vegetable (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- King Kong Pt. I (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Igor's Boogie (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- King Kong Pt. II (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are (Live At Pepperland, 9/26/70)
- Bwana Dik (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- Daddy Daddy Daddy (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- Do You Like My New Car? (Live At Pepperland, 9/26/70)
- Happy Together (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- "Welcome To El Monte Legion Stadium!" (Hybrid Concert)
- Agon (Hybrid Concert)
- Call Any Vegetable (Hybrid Concert)
- Pound For A Brown (Hybrid Concert)
- Sleeping In A Jar (Hybrid Concert)
- Sharleena (Hybrid Concert)
- The Air (Hybrid Concert)
- Dog Breath (Hybrid Concert)
- Mother People (Hybrid Concert)
- You Didn't Try To Call Me (Hybrid Concert)
- King Kong Pt. I (Hybrid Concert)
- Igor's Boogie (Hybrid Concert)
- King Kong Pt. II (Hybrid Concert)
- "Eat It Yourself..."
- Trouble Every Day (Hybrid Concert)
- "A Series Of Musical Episodes"
- Road Ladies (Hybrid Concert)
- "The Holiday Inn Motel Chain"
- What Will The Evening Bring Me This Morning (Hybrid Concert)
- What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are (Hybrid Concert)
- "What's The Deal Dick?"
- Another M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
- Paladin Routine #1
- Portuguese Fenders
- The Sanzini Brothers (The Mothers 1970)
- Guitar Build '70
- Would You Go All The Way? (The Mothers 1970)
- Easy Meat (The Mothers 1970)
- "Who Did It?"
- Turn It Down!
- A Chance Encounter In Cincinnati
- Pound For A Brown (The Mothers 1970)
- Sleeping In A Jar (The Mothers 1970)
- Beloit Sword Trick
- Kong Solos Pt. I
- Igor's Boogie (The Mothers 1970)
- Kong Solos Pt. II
- Gris Gris
- Paladin Routine #2
- King Kong (Outro)