""What's The Deal Dick?"" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA

FRANK ZAPPA
""What's The Deal Dick?""

FZ: What's the deal, Dick?
Dick: What's the deal? Well, as a matter of fact, even last night they [?] no vulgarity [?]
FZ: Really? No loyalty oath tonight? Is that the deal?
Dick: Well, the thing is they all picture it as an insult upon them
FZ: Who?
Dick: The promoters. They think it's like an insult upon everybody
FZ: They're the ones that wrote it in the contract!
Dick: I know it. I'm just telling what happened, man
FZ: Hey, I got two good loyalty oaths on tape
Dick: I don't think, uh..
FZ: Listen! Wanna get an idea how tense it is in Jacksonville?
Some Mother: Yeah
FZ: We don't even get to do the loyalty oath here
Some Mother: Wow
Mark: What?!
Dick: They got- They got tense so I signed out the loyalty oath
Howard: Oh, no
Dick: Mainly what it was is because- 'cause when you say, "We won't say penis" [?]. They got worried. And the cat, the cat that run that truck standing behind the stage, he heard that
Somebody Else: If you don't say "penis" in there it probably will be alright
Howard: Can say anything
Somebody Else: 'Cause "penis" is lewd
FZ: Look, let's do our- We'll do our loyalty oath in here before we go out
Howard: It won't be the same
FZ: I got two great ones on tape, so we don't need to do it tonight

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