"What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are (Hybrid Concert)" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA
What's a girl like you
Doin' in a place like this?
I left my place after midnight
And I came to this hall
Me and my girlfriend, we came here
Lookin' to ball
You came to the right place
This is it
This is the swingin-est place
In New York City
[Chorus line] NO SHIT!
How true it is
Me and my girlfriend, we come here
Every night looking for that
Hot romance we need
We like to get it on -
Do you like to get it on, too?
Well now, what did you have in mind?
Okay: well I get off bein' juked
With a baby octopus
An spewed upon with cream corn! AAH... UNH!
An' my girlfriend, she digs it
With a hot YOOHOO bottle
While somebody's screamin':
CORKS 'N' SAFETIES
PIGS 'N' DONKEYS
ALICE COOPER'S GONNA... AAAAAAH!
Well, it gets me so hot
I could scream
[Chorus line] ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! YAAAAH!
ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! YAAAAH!
You two chicks sound real far aout and groovy
Ever been to a Holiday Inn?
Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa...
Magic Fingers in the Bed (Picture it!)
Wall-mounted TV screen:
Coffee-Wost plugged into the bathroom wall
Formica's really keen!
[Chorus line] What kind of girl do you think we are?
What kind of girl do you think we are?
Don't call us groupies
That is going too far
We wouldn't ball you
Just because you're a star
These girls wouldn't let just anybody
Spew on their vital parts
They want a guy from a group with a
Big hit single in the charts
Funny you should mention it:
Our new single just made the charts this week
With a bullet! With a bullet!
Lust let me put a little more
Rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, Baby
And you can show me how a young girl such as you
Might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me...
What hotel did you say you are staying at?
Wanna split right away?
Not so fast, you silly boy... there's one thing I gotta say:
[Chorus line] We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
And if his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
We will give him our hearts...
Hold it! Please hold it!
My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit...
Why didn't you tell me before?
It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on
But.. now that I see you... I would have helped...
I didn't know you were so obviously.. PREGNANT...
The Mothers 1970 (2020)
- Red Tubular Lighter
- Lola Steponsky
- Trident Chatter
- Sharleena (Roy Thomas Baker Mix)
- Item 1
- Wonderful Wino (FZ Vocal) (The Mothers 1970)
- "Enormous Cadenza"
- Envelopes (The Mothers 1970)
- Red Tubular Lighter (Unedited Master)
- Wonderful Wino (Basic Tracks, Alt Take) (The Mothers 1970)
- Giraffe (Take 4)
- Wonderful Wino (FZ Vocal, Alt Solo) (The Mothers 1970)
- Introducing... The Mothers (Live On "Piknik" June 18, 1970)
- Wonderful Wino (Live On "Piknik" June 18, 1970)
- Concentration Moon (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Mom & Dad (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- The Air (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Dog Breath (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Mother People (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- You Didn't Try To Call Me (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Agon (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Call Any Vegetable (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- King Kong Pt. I (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Igor's Boogie (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- King Kong Pt. II (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are (Live At Pepperland, 9/26/70)
- Bwana Dik (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- Daddy Daddy Daddy (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- Do You Like My New Car? (Live At Pepperland, 9/26/70)
- Happy Together (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- "Welcome To El Monte Legion Stadium!" (Hybrid Concert)
- Agon (Hybrid Concert)
- Call Any Vegetable (Hybrid Concert)
- Pound For A Brown (Hybrid Concert)
- Sleeping In A Jar (Hybrid Concert)
- Sharleena (Hybrid Concert)
- The Air (Hybrid Concert)
- Dog Breath (Hybrid Concert)
- Mother People (Hybrid Concert)
- You Didn't Try To Call Me (Hybrid Concert)
- King Kong Pt. I (Hybrid Concert)
- Igor's Boogie (Hybrid Concert)
- King Kong Pt. II (Hybrid Concert)
- "Eat It Yourself..."
- Trouble Every Day (Hybrid Concert)
- "A Series Of Musical Episodes"
- Road Ladies (Hybrid Concert)
- "The Holiday Inn Motel Chain"
- What Will The Evening Bring Me This Morning (Hybrid Concert)
- What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are (Hybrid Concert)
- "What's The Deal Dick?"
- Another M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
- Paladin Routine #1
- Portuguese Fenders
- The Sanzini Brothers (The Mothers 1970)
- Guitar Build '70
- Would You Go All The Way? (The Mothers 1970)
- Easy Meat (The Mothers 1970)
- "Who Did It?"
- Turn It Down!
- A Chance Encounter In Cincinnati
- Pound For A Brown (The Mothers 1970)
- Sleeping In A Jar (The Mothers 1970)
- Beloit Sword Trick
- Kong Solos Pt. I
- Igor's Boogie (The Mothers 1970)
- Kong Solos Pt. II
- Gris Gris
- Paladin Routine #2
- King Kong (Outro)