"Paladin Routine #1" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA
Have gun-will travel, reads the card of a man
A soldier of fortune in a savage land
Mark (Narrator): As we join Paladin and his good friend Hey Boy in a plush San Francisco lobby, we find Hey Boy stimulated as running down the stairs of a plush hotel, running up to Paladin and fame!
Jeff (Hey Boy): Hey, Paladin, what you want? You want pineapple chicken? You want almond duck? Barbecue pork? Sesame seed pork? Sony tape recorder, [?] bird house? What you want?
Howard (Paladin): No, Hey Boy. Just get a room for me and my... sister. And if anybody asks where I am, tell them this..
Jeff (Hey Boy): Paladin, you can gesture hypnotically!
Mark (Narrator): And Paladin does gesture hypnotically! He brings forth the ill fated card of love, danger and suspicion!
Hant tant, hant tant
Hant tant, hant tant
Hant tant tant
Hant tant tant
Peeeeeeee
FZ: Now we have to tune up... I'd like to dedicate this show to Duane Allman..
Mark: [?]
The Mothers 1970 (2020)
- Red Tubular Lighter
- Lola Steponsky
- Trident Chatter
- Sharleena (Roy Thomas Baker Mix)
- Item 1
- Wonderful Wino (FZ Vocal) (The Mothers 1970)
- "Enormous Cadenza"
- Envelopes (The Mothers 1970)
- Red Tubular Lighter (Unedited Master)
- Wonderful Wino (Basic Tracks, Alt Take) (The Mothers 1970)
- Giraffe (Take 4)
- Wonderful Wino (FZ Vocal, Alt Solo) (The Mothers 1970)
- Introducing... The Mothers (Live On "Piknik" June 18, 1970)
- Wonderful Wino (Live On "Piknik" June 18, 1970)
- Concentration Moon (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Mom & Dad (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- The Air (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Dog Breath (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Mother People (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- You Didn't Try To Call Me (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Agon (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Call Any Vegetable (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- King Kong Pt. I (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Igor's Boogie (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- King Kong Pt. II (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are (Live At Pepperland, 9/26/70)
- Bwana Dik (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- Daddy Daddy Daddy (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- Do You Like My New Car? (Live At Pepperland, 9/26/70)
- Happy Together (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- "Welcome To El Monte Legion Stadium!" (Hybrid Concert)
- Agon (Hybrid Concert)
- Call Any Vegetable (Hybrid Concert)
- Pound For A Brown (Hybrid Concert)
- Sleeping In A Jar (Hybrid Concert)
- Sharleena (Hybrid Concert)
- The Air (Hybrid Concert)
- Dog Breath (Hybrid Concert)
- Mother People (Hybrid Concert)
- You Didn't Try To Call Me (Hybrid Concert)
- King Kong Pt. I (Hybrid Concert)
- Igor's Boogie (Hybrid Concert)
- King Kong Pt. II (Hybrid Concert)
- "Eat It Yourself..."
- Trouble Every Day (Hybrid Concert)
- "A Series Of Musical Episodes"
- Road Ladies (Hybrid Concert)
- "The Holiday Inn Motel Chain"
- What Will The Evening Bring Me This Morning (Hybrid Concert)
- What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are (Hybrid Concert)
- "What's The Deal Dick?"
- Another M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
- Paladin Routine #1
- Portuguese Fenders
- The Sanzini Brothers (The Mothers 1970)
- Guitar Build '70
- Would You Go All The Way? (The Mothers 1970)
- Easy Meat (The Mothers 1970)
- "Who Did It?"
- Turn It Down!
- A Chance Encounter In Cincinnati
- Pound For A Brown (The Mothers 1970)
- Sleeping In A Jar (The Mothers 1970)
- Beloit Sword Trick
- Kong Solos Pt. I
- Igor's Boogie (The Mothers 1970)
- Kong Solos Pt. II
- Gris Gris
- Paladin Routine #2
- King Kong (Outro)