"Paladin Routine #2" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA
Gris-Gris Gumbo Ya Ya..
Have gun-will travel, reads the card of a man
A soldier of fortune in a savage land
Mark (Narrator): As we join Paladin and his good friend Hey Boy in a plush San Francisco hotel, we find Hey Boy stimulated and running down the stairs to greed his compatriot in lust and perversion
Jeff (Hey Boy): Hey, Paladin, you've been drinking [?] for two weeks. What you want, pineapple chicken, almond duck, portable Sony tape recorder, barbecue pork, sesame seed pork, [?], whay you want?
Dr. John: Hey, I want some baby to hone my tool and squeeze it [?], brother
Howard (Paladin): No, Hey Boy! You creepy little [?]
Jeff (Hey Boy): What? You call Hey Boy homosexual?
Howard (Paladin): Just reserver a room in this plush San Francisco hotel for me and my... sister
Jeff (Hey Boy): Have Paladin commit incest?
Howard (Paladin): You know it, you little turd. And if anybody asks, if anybody asks where I am, tell them this..
Jeff (Hey Boy): Oh, Paladin, you gesture hypnotically..
Mark (Narrator): And Paladin does gesture hypnotically as he reaches into his pockets to bring forth a card of lust, danger, romance, and adventure!
Hant tant, hant tant
Hant tant, hant tant
Hant tant tant
Hant tant tant
Peeeeeeee
The Mothers 1970 (2020)
- Red Tubular Lighter
- Lola Steponsky
- Trident Chatter
- Sharleena (Roy Thomas Baker Mix)
- Item 1
- Wonderful Wino (FZ Vocal) (The Mothers 1970)
- "Enormous Cadenza"
- Envelopes (The Mothers 1970)
- Red Tubular Lighter (Unedited Master)
- Wonderful Wino (Basic Tracks, Alt Take) (The Mothers 1970)
- Giraffe (Take 4)
- Wonderful Wino (FZ Vocal, Alt Solo) (The Mothers 1970)
- Introducing... The Mothers (Live On "Piknik" June 18, 1970)
- Wonderful Wino (Live On "Piknik" June 18, 1970)
- Concentration Moon (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Mom & Dad (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- The Air (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Dog Breath (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Mother People (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- You Didn't Try To Call Me (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Agon (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Call Any Vegetable (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- King Kong Pt. I (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Igor's Boogie (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- King Kong Pt. II (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are (Live At Pepperland, 9/26/70)
- Bwana Dik (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- Daddy Daddy Daddy (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- Do You Like My New Car? (Live At Pepperland, 9/26/70)
- Happy Together (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- "Welcome To El Monte Legion Stadium!" (Hybrid Concert)
- Agon (Hybrid Concert)
- Call Any Vegetable (Hybrid Concert)
- Pound For A Brown (Hybrid Concert)
- Sleeping In A Jar (Hybrid Concert)
- Sharleena (Hybrid Concert)
- The Air (Hybrid Concert)
- Dog Breath (Hybrid Concert)
- Mother People (Hybrid Concert)
- You Didn't Try To Call Me (Hybrid Concert)
- King Kong Pt. I (Hybrid Concert)
- Igor's Boogie (Hybrid Concert)
- King Kong Pt. II (Hybrid Concert)
- "Eat It Yourself..."
- Trouble Every Day (Hybrid Concert)
- "A Series Of Musical Episodes"
- Road Ladies (Hybrid Concert)
- "The Holiday Inn Motel Chain"
- What Will The Evening Bring Me This Morning (Hybrid Concert)
- What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are (Hybrid Concert)
- "What's The Deal Dick?"
- Another M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
- Paladin Routine #1
- Portuguese Fenders
- The Sanzini Brothers (The Mothers 1970)
- Guitar Build '70
- Would You Go All The Way? (The Mothers 1970)
- Easy Meat (The Mothers 1970)
- "Who Did It?"
- Turn It Down!
- A Chance Encounter In Cincinnati
- Pound For A Brown (The Mothers 1970)
- Sleeping In A Jar (The Mothers 1970)
- Beloit Sword Trick
- Kong Solos Pt. I
- Igor's Boogie (The Mothers 1970)
- Kong Solos Pt. II
- Gris Gris
- Paladin Routine #2
- King Kong (Outro)