"Wonderboy" lyrics - TENACIOUS D

High above the mucky-muck
Castle made of clouds
There sits Wonderboy
Sitting oh-so-proudly
Not much to say
When you're high above the mucky-muck
Yeah, yeah

Wonderboy!
What is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy!
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
Arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy
With powers comparable to Wonderboy!

What powers you ask?
I dunno, how about the power of flight?
That do anything for ya?
It's levitation, Holmes
How about the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away
With mind bullets?
That's telekinesis, Kyle
How about the power to move you?

History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman
Rigga goo-goo, rigga goo-goo ga
A secret to be told
A gold chest to be bold!
And blasting forth with three-part harmony!
Yow!

Wonderboy!
What is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy!
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?

Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces
They formed a band
The likes of which have never been seen!
And they call themselves Tenacious D
That's right, me
And KG! (That's me)
Were, now-ow
Tenacious D!
Come fly with me!
Fly!

Wonderboy!
What is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy!
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?

Oh, take my hand
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly

Bring out your broad sword
There's the hydra
Slice his throat!
And grab his scrote
You take the high road
I'll take the low
There! The crevasse!
Fill it!
With your mighty juice!