"A Typical Sound Check" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA
[includes a quote from Whole Lotta Love (Page/Plant/Jones/Bonham)]
Mark: All skate. Men only!
Aynsley: Man, shou . . . shoulda put the fuckin' [...]
?: Gotta put that sign on the front, man
?: Got to get that sign on the front
?: [...] sign of the bass player
Aynsley: Because I . . . I'm gonna have to find [...] I'm gonna take about five minutes with the other thing in there in time to go on
?: Get some more weirdness
?: Hey man
?: Hey, it's far right here
?: [...] together?
?: It's far right there
?: Well . . .
?: Perverse!
George: Hey, I'm still an hour here
Mark: See it, my washboard's in the car
?: What?
Aynsley: See, they gotta have two holes here
?: Ah!
Jeff: Yeah
?: Washboards . . .
Jeff: Oh we got our amps switched. I should be having . . .
Mark:
If you do not hear me
You may now walk out
For I am here
And I am talking . . .
Playground Psychotics (1992)
- "Here Comes The Gear, Lads"
- The Living Garbage Truck
- A Typical Sound Check
- "This Is Neat"
- The Motel Lobby
- Getting Stewed
- The Motel Room
- "Don't Take Me Down"
- The Dressing Room
- Learning "Penis Dimension"
- "You There, With The Hard On!"
- Zanti Serenade
- Divan
- Sleeping In A Jar
- "Don't Eat There"
- Brixton Still Life
- Super Grease
- Wonderful Wino
- Sharleena
- Cruising For Burgers
- Diptheria Blues
- Well
- Say Please
- Aaawk
- Scum Bag
- A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
- Beer Shampoo
- Champagne Lecture
- Childish Perversions
- Playground Psychotics
- The Mud Shark Interview
- "There's No Lust In Jazz"
- Botulism On The Hoof
- You Got Your Armies
- The Spew King
- I'm Doomed
- Status Back Baby
- The London Cab Tape
- Concentration Moon, Part One
- The Sanzini Brothers
- "It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This"
- Concentration Moon, Part Two
- Mom & Dad
- Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
- Billy The Mountain
- He's Watching Us
- If You're Not A Professional Actor
- He's Right
- Going For The Money
- Jeff Quits
- A Bunch Of Adventures
- Martin Lickert's Story
- A Great Guy
- Bad Acting
- The Worst Reviews
- A Version Of Himself
- I Could Be A Star Now