"Jeff Quits" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA
Jeff: This is what I joined for. This I don't think is pretty good.
FZ: In other words, you don't wanna be in the movie
Jeff: Yeah
FZ: You're sure?
Jeff: Mm-mh
FZ: Is there anybody else that doesn't want to be in the movie? . . . Is there anything specific that you don't like about the script?
Jeff: No . . . in fact my part is the best part of the movie, I think . . .
FZ: You have the biggest part
Jeff: I didn't know how far this could go
FZ: And why do you think it went so far?
Jeff: It was probably boiled in ammonia
Mark: I'm curious to know why -like I asked you this morning-, why puts you out so much to do it, man? Unless you're just a little afraid that what you gotta say is too much what you'd say, anyway?
Jeff: It is what I'd say, it's exactly, it's there!
Mark: So you . . . why you're afraid to say to the people out there what you've been saying to us for months?
Jeff: I'm not afraid to say it to the people out there, I'm just afraid to be in this band anymore
Mark: Why?
FZ: The lines that are in this film are based on things I heard people say for years, all the way back to the very beginning, you know? I don't think anybody should have any objection to say any of those things, because you're playing yourself
Jeff: Should I trim the scene?
FZ: Sure
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- "Here Comes The Gear, Lads"
- The Living Garbage Truck
- A Typical Sound Check
- "This Is Neat"
- The Motel Lobby
- Getting Stewed
- The Motel Room
- "Don't Take Me Down"
- The Dressing Room
- Learning "Penis Dimension"
- "You There, With The Hard On!"
- Zanti Serenade
- Divan
- Sleeping In A Jar
- "Don't Eat There"
- Brixton Still Life
- Super Grease
- Wonderful Wino
- Sharleena
- Cruising For Burgers
- Diptheria Blues
- Well
- Say Please
- Aaawk
- Scum Bag
- A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
- Beer Shampoo
- Champagne Lecture
- Childish Perversions
- Playground Psychotics
- The Mud Shark Interview
- "There's No Lust In Jazz"
- Botulism On The Hoof
- You Got Your Armies
- The Spew King
- I'm Doomed
- Status Back Baby
- The London Cab Tape
- Concentration Moon, Part One
- The Sanzini Brothers
- "It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This"
- Concentration Moon, Part Two
- Mom & Dad
- Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
- Billy The Mountain
- He's Watching Us
- If You're Not A Professional Actor
- He's Right
- Going For The Money
- Jeff Quits
- A Bunch Of Adventures
- Martin Lickert's Story
- A Great Guy
- Bad Acting
- The Worst Reviews
- A Version Of Himself
- I Could Be A Star Now