"If You're Not A Professional Actor" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA
FRANK ZAPPA
"If You're Not A Professional Actor"
FZ: If you're not a professional actor, the easiest thing for you to do, when you only have a week to make a movie is just to be yourself on the screen, so the lines that the people speak in the film, with the exception of some of the real fantasy characters like the Vacuum Cleaner, or the, or what Theodore Bikel says, are all based on the actual speech patterns and the lifestyle of the people who are in the group.
Playground Psychotics (1992)
- "Here Comes The Gear, Lads"
- The Living Garbage Truck
- A Typical Sound Check
- "This Is Neat"
- The Motel Lobby
- Getting Stewed
- The Motel Room
- "Don't Take Me Down"
- The Dressing Room
- Learning "Penis Dimension"
- "You There, With The Hard On!"
- Zanti Serenade
- Divan
- Sleeping In A Jar
- "Don't Eat There"
- Brixton Still Life
- Super Grease
- Wonderful Wino
- Sharleena
- Cruising For Burgers
- Diptheria Blues
- Well
- Say Please
- Aaawk
- Scum Bag
- A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
- Beer Shampoo
- Champagne Lecture
- Childish Perversions
- Playground Psychotics
- The Mud Shark Interview
- "There's No Lust In Jazz"
- Botulism On The Hoof
- You Got Your Armies
- The Spew King
- I'm Doomed
- Status Back Baby
- The London Cab Tape
- Concentration Moon, Part One
- The Sanzini Brothers
- "It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This"
- Concentration Moon, Part Two
- Mom & Dad
- Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
- Billy The Mountain
- He's Watching Us
- If You're Not A Professional Actor
- He's Right
- Going For The Money
- Jeff Quits
- A Bunch Of Adventures
- Martin Lickert's Story
- A Great Guy
- Bad Acting
- The Worst Reviews
- A Version Of Himself
- I Could Be A Star Now