"Beer Shampoo" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA
Mark: That's the kind of guy [...]
Aynsley: When you just stopped it was running on your head
Howard: Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing else I could do, 'cept play it for all it was worth
Aynsley: I said the only other thing to do is go get another can of beer and pour it over HIS head . . .
Howard: Well, it was already getting silly, man. I mean, it was remedial as it is, I think . . .
FZ: Ha ha!
Howard: Let's not make it too childish
Aynsley: [...]
Mark: Every night for a year and a half, man, no matter how sick I was, or how I felt on stage . . .
?: Howie [...]
Mark: He, I used to sing, he used to sing "How is the weather" in "Happy Together" and pour a whole glass of water over my head, man, and he liked it so much that he made it an integral part of the show, the kids loved it, so I just let it keep happening
Aynsley: He can't stand it, man, that's all . . .
Mark: And you're just a pansy ass, kiss ass little girl . . .
?: Ha ha ha!
Mark: Simmons!
Howard: Beer is another thing, man! I'm fucking soaked!
Mark: They use beer in some shampoos, Howard
Howard: I don't give a shit, that's all I know it that water would dry up and not stain, and he ruined my shoes, man! I can't believe it
?: Ohhh!
Mark: Materialist!
Howard: Hey lookit, Pat McGregor!
Mark: Materialistic! Materialistic!
Howard: You're the dude who said . . .
(scuffle)
FZ: Oh oh oh!
Mark: Materialist!
?: Ohhh
Howard: Don't do it to you, I don't have any beer, man
Aynsley: Okay
Mark: "New York's so lonely . . . "
Howard: I can't even . . . you keep your hands off me you creep
Mark: "And you are the only . . . "
Jeff: You creep, ha ha!
Howard: Stop it, man!
Playground Psychotics (1992)
- "Here Comes The Gear, Lads"
- The Living Garbage Truck
- A Typical Sound Check
- "This Is Neat"
- The Motel Lobby
- Getting Stewed
- The Motel Room
- "Don't Take Me Down"
- The Dressing Room
- Learning "Penis Dimension"
- "You There, With The Hard On!"
- Zanti Serenade
- Divan
- Sleeping In A Jar
- "Don't Eat There"
- Brixton Still Life
- Super Grease
- Wonderful Wino
- Sharleena
- Cruising For Burgers
- Diptheria Blues
- Well
- Say Please
- Aaawk
- Scum Bag
- A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
- Beer Shampoo
- Champagne Lecture
- Childish Perversions
- Playground Psychotics
- The Mud Shark Interview
- "There's No Lust In Jazz"
- Botulism On The Hoof
- You Got Your Armies
- The Spew King
- I'm Doomed
- Status Back Baby
- The London Cab Tape
- Concentration Moon, Part One
- The Sanzini Brothers
- "It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This"
- Concentration Moon, Part Two
- Mom & Dad
- Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
- Billy The Mountain
- He's Watching Us
- If You're Not A Professional Actor
- He's Right
- Going For The Money
- Jeff Quits
- A Bunch Of Adventures
- Martin Lickert's Story
- A Great Guy
- Bad Acting
- The Worst Reviews
- A Version Of Himself
- I Could Be A Star Now