"Crazy" lyrics - BO BURNHAM
BO BURNHAM
"Crazy"
You think I'm crazy?
HA! That's real funny.
If I were crazy, would I have written a twelve-hundred-
Page novel without using a single vowel?
No. 'Cause I did. And I'm not crazy.
If I were crazy, would I be able to predict the future by
Dropping empty tuna cans into an open drain in my backyard?
No. 'Cause I can. And I'm not crazy.
If I were crazy, would I love to slit your fucking throat
Just to watch the color drain from your face and onto
That cleanly pressed collared shirt of yours?
Yes. I would love that if I were crazy.
But I'm not crazy.
Egghead: Or, You Can't Survive On Ideas Alone (2013)
- Effortless
- A Dog's Poem
- Kiss You
- The Squares
- Convenience
- Magic
- Anteater, Blender, Butthole
- Two Parties
- I Eat Words
- On Poets And Farts
- Chameleon
- Flowers
- Hell Waits
- Alfred
- Suits
- Sully
- Old Sea Captain
- Fitting
- You
- The Flirt
- My Rabbit's Foot
- Onion
- Incomparable
- Gangly
- Advice
- Can I Have A Word?
- Fear
- Flower Sex
- Angel
- Your Mom
- Toast
- The Letter
- Rock Bottom
- Us
- Searching
- Baby Turtles
- Cup Of Joe
- Sandy Claws
- My Daughter
- Entrance
- Nine To Five
- Boooop
- Perched
- Her
- Subtext
- Pumpkin
- Martha
- Disembodied Heads
- Benches
- Count Of Six
- Commercial
- The Nudist
- Homonyms
- There
- Lou
- Another Day On The Ant Farm
- Fuck
- The Light
- Cat Lady
- Big
- Using You
- ... (Ellipsis)
- Armadilla
- My Barber Is Bald
- Different
- Three Little Words
- The Martian
- Xia Cobolt
- Father Time
- Playground
- Vampeers
- Split Decision
- Bee Guys
- Hold The Cheese
- This Hour
- Time Blows
- Stamen
- Secret Ingredient
- Confession
- Feels
- The Fall
- Touch Me Back
- Life
- Imagination
- Treehousetree
- Above And Below
- One And Another
- Senator
- Boston Poem
- Sharks
- Our Father
- Sasquatch
- Socrates
- Light Up
- Wind
- They
- Timmy
- Scarf
- Wise
- Preposition
- Judge Jesus
- Fireflies
- Land Of Really Fucked Thoughts
- Bombs
- The Seaward
- Rollersnakes
- Silly
- Perfect
- Mmmmmm
- She Waits
- Put You In My Pocket
- All Clear
- The Biker Gang
- Linda
- Donald
- Unstick Me
- From The Puppy's Perspective
- Conversation
- Heart Surgeon
- Routine
- Hanged
- Nothing
- Stars
- Hello, My Old Friend
- (Crying Face Emoticon)
- Gay Parading
- Jesus
- Strange Adjectives
- Gone
- Gypsy
- Bar Joke
- I'm Smart Like A Genius
- The Grade
- The Farmer
- I Want To Beat You To Death
- Don't
- Public Speaking
- Woman
- Strange
- Sirens
- God
- Crazy
- Mannish
- The Epiphany
- No To Drugs
- Ashley
- Clowns
- Turn-Ons
- Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs
- A Ghost Story
- Look
- Let's See What The Robots Think
- Plate Spinner
- Drink Umbrellas
- Ed
- Right, Left
- Masturbitosis
- Beautiful
- Relax
- Him
- Be Patient
- A Final Wish
- The Party
- Change
- Rock
- A Wonderful Day To Be Dead
- Up Above
- Roller Coaster
- The Pussy
- Offence
- Wooden Soldiers
- Walk With Me
- Fixed
- Listen
- On The Virg
- I Don't Give A Fuck
- Youth Vs. Man
- Fishing
- The Future
- Whole
- I Can't Stand Trees
- Old
- Dating
- Cyclops
- Sea Monkeys
- Knots In The Grass
- Her Eyes
- Hobgoblin
- Fuck In The Woods
- Like
- Progress
- Bustle
- You There
- Forever And An Instant
- Third Person
- Acknowledgements
- Stuck
- I Fuck Sluts