"Fear" lyrics - BO BURNHAM


The first was acro-claustro-homo-arachnophobic,
Terrified of being trapped in a very small,
Very high-up place with a bunch of gay spiders.

The second was avio-coulro-glosso-metrophobic,
Terrified of being forced to read poetry
To the clown public on an airplane.

The third was octo-oneirogmo-kathiso-lutraphobic,
Terrified of having eight consecutive wet dreams
Whilst sitting on a pile of otters.

The fourth was afraid of snakes.
What a pussy!


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