"Two Parties" lyrics - BO BURNHAM
BO BURNHAM
"Two Parties"
It's a week before the wedding
And the bride is with her friends
(Grown women with bright plastic dick jewelry)
And the groom is with his friends
("grown men" or "bright plastic dick jewelry").
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