"Asians" lyrics - DAVE CHAPPELLE

But everybody's getting along. I see that shit. I see it all around, blacks and whites don't fight so much.
You know who don't have no beef with anybody is Asian people. I see how ya'll been doing. You all just lay in the cut. I'll tell you, the only people Asian people beef with is other Asian people. Like if you call a Korean guy Chinese; I've done this, they'll flip out.
"Hey! What makes you think I'm Chinese? I am Korean! Do I *look* Chinese?"
"Yes, motherfucker, you *do* look Chinese. That's why I said it. It's an accident, nigga. To the untrained eye, you *all* look Chinese to ME."
It's a mistake. I'm not trying to offend you. *Some* people say all BLACK people look alike. We don't get bent out of shape. We normally just call those people 'police,' okay?! Just learn to live with it. That's all I can tell you.