"The Purple Stuff" lyrics - DAVE CHAPPELLE

A lot of black people don't have the privilege of knowing about grape juice because THEY... have *grape DRINK*. It's not the same *formula* that you get. Ain't no *vitamins* in that shit.
You might have one of your black friends over, "Todd? Todd, would you care for a glass of grape juice?"
"What?! Nigga, WHAT *the fuck* is 'juice?!' I want some *grape drink*, baby. Mmm.. It's *purple.*
"I don't think I know what a grape drink is."
"Whaaat?"
"I have some apple juice if you want."
"What THE FUCK is JUICE?! I WANT SOME *APPLE* DRINK! It's greeeeeen."
Remember that commercial for Sunny Delight? When all the kids run in from outside playing and they all run to the fridge?
"All right, I got some purple stuff, some Sunny D."
As soon as they say "Sunny D," all the kids go, "Yeah!" Watch the black kid in the back. If you ever see that commercial, look at that black kid.
He'd be like, "I want that purple stuff." That's drink, nigga, it's drink. They want drink. They don't want all them *vitamins*, man. They want drink. SUGAR, water, PURPLE!
That's the ingredients: sugar, water... and of course, *purple.*
It's too fucking much.