"Division In Our Foods" lyrics - DAVE CHAPPELLE

That's right.. People only see the surface. They see the division in our 'foods.' Just because I eat "chicken and watermelon..." They think there's something wrong with ME. Let me tell you something, if you don't like chicken or watermelon something is wrong with YOU motherfucker, there's something WRONG with you. *Where* are all these 'people' that don't like chicken and watermelon? I'm sick of hearing about how bad it is. It's GREAT. I'm waiting for chicken to approach me to do a commercial, nigga.
"I'll do it for FREE, chicken! It's the *least* I can do."
They make fun of Latin people for eating - what you all eat? Beans? Rice? Corn? Listen, that's *not* a reason to hate a motherfucker, all right? It's FUNNY, but it's *not* a reason to HATE.
The only reason these things are even an *issue* is because... nobody 'knows' what "white people" eat. You've been *very* good at keeping that shit a SECRET, amongst yourselves. I STUDY white people. You don't know that. I'm writing a *paper* on you. Not even for school, nigga. Just to do it, just to - I'm just doing this as independent research. I'm spending my money. That's why I'm working so hard. I follow you around grocery stores. They freak out. I just try to peek in their cart.
They always say, "GET away from my cart, nigger! What're you *looking* at?...Chicken and giblets are over THERE! You *must* be lost. These are VEGETABLES."